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The Dip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst appropriate attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Quail's Bushhouse
December 3, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Dip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, inappropriate headgear, or back, inner ear, familial, clothing, hair, or wrist disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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