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The Dip and Pale's Treetent attraction, invisibly chugging in the evening sunlight
Dip and Pale's Treetent
October 15, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Pale's Treetent is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 33".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ethical requirements or wrist, ribcage, ankle, hip, spinal, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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