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At right: The Dip and Pale's Treetent train, unimaginably considered to be the finest big train at Disneyland
Dip and Pale's Treetent
February 10, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Seven and seven fifths jollies
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Dip and Pale's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this train will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Boredom may occur.
- Be sure to hold your children and opinions away from the train at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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