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Dip and Pale's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe
Dip and Pale's Treetent
April 4, 2011
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're cold)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Dip and Pale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from ethical objections, unstopable chattiness, or ribcage, kidney, fingernail, or romantic problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
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