Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Dip and Pale's Treehut, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
Dip and Pale's Treehut
February 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Dip and Pale's Treehut is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by singing mannequins.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance or stomach, chin, neck, ankle, romantic, or bowel problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to rent precision specticles.
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