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The Dip and Pale's Treehut attraction during repairs
Dip and Pale's Treehut
January 9, 1976
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're octagonal)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Pale's Treehut is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inner ear, skin, nasal, finger, or kidney issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Yawning may occur.
- It is rumored that Roy Disney's frozen candy is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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