Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Dip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, automatically considered to be the finest hard attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Pale's Oakhouse
February 8, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge mouse ears
Nobody can figure out what the point of Dip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No food or snacks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from March 15 until about September 20.
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