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The Dip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs

Above: The Dip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs

Dip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 2000
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes

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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Dip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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