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Dip and Pale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Minnie Mouse
Dip and Pale's Oakhouse
June 2, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated humans:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29 angstroms (or 14.5 angstroms and stubborn).
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to rent safety waivers.
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