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The Dip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, automatically considered to be the finest hard attraction at Disneyland

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Dip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 1961
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Six and a smidge mouse ears

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Dip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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