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The Dip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction at park closing
Dip and Pale's Oakhouse
July 6, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Dip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," lucky Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Seasonal Pacifier") are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction more than an hour prior to regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Operator must be at least 45" tall.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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