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Above: The Dip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Dip and Pale's Oakhouse
August 24, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Dip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to long for this attraction just an hour preceeding its closing.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- One of the explosions was textured to talk similar to Ron Clements.
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