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The Dip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
Dip and Pale's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1958
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Zero gems (according to Mushu)
Description
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Dip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Advice
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may run away.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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