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The Dip and Pale's Oakhouse ride during construction
Dip and Pale's Oakhouse
January 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Dip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this ride's cast members.
- It is rumored that Frank's frozen canoe is hidden beneath this ride.
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