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At right: The Dip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its strange anniversary
Dip and Pale's Oakhouse
May 9, 2006
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Dip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, weird extra limbs, or fingernail, attention-span, ankle, bowel, neck, or immunological disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Make sure to keep your head and glasses inside the other guests at most times.
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