Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Dip and Pale's Nuthouse attraction, August 12, 1985, 4:47 p.m.
Dip and Pale's Nuthouse
September 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Pale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a redwood mom.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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