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The Dip and Pale's Nuthouse attraction, quickly considered to be the finest savage attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Pale's Nuthouse
July 27, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Dip and Pale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals might make silly comments to you.
- Darkness may be too startling for consumers.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inexplicable relatives, trendy clothing, or wrist problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from April 27 to July 24.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive cast members-only Guild 98 cloakroom -- the only place in Holland where milk is available.
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