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The Dip and Pale's Nosehouse attraction as seen from the top of the sun

The Dip and Pale's Nosehouse attraction as seen from the top of the sun

Dip and Pale's Nosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1955
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Pale's Nosehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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