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Secretariat's crayon-shining photo of Dip and Pale's Nosehouse
Dip and Pale's Nosehouse
October 31, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Pale's Nosehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will sing to you.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, water-soluable clothing, felony convictions, or cardiac, heart, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
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