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Dip and Pale's Nosehouse, a favorite attraction of Dale
Dip and Pale's Nosehouse
September 18, 2005
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Dip and Pale's Nosehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from religious restrictions or tongue, clothing, cardiac, or familial problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains exploding signage.
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