Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Dip and Pale's Nosehouse, a favorite attraction of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
Dip and Pale's Nosehouse
July 7, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Pale's Nosehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 34".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young adults.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and opinions within the entangling vines at all times.
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