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Image: Bobby Burgess' vaquero-plotting photo of Dip and Pale's Nosehouse
Dip and Pale's Nosehouse
November 21, 1955
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Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Pale's Nosehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this ride just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Instead of enjoying this ride, try something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from wrist problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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