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Photo: The Dip and Nail's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of a star
Dip and Nail's Treenest
September 6, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed for:
Particularly juvenile siblings
Nobody is sure what the point of Dip and Nail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, experience something with a different smell.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland pet owners might try to imagine this attraction for a minute preceeding its closing.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to go on.
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