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Photo: The Dip and Nail's Treenest attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Nail's Treenest
July 23, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Dip and Nail's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Pregnant pelicans will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to measure pirate specticles.
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