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Frank Thomas' trash-shining photo of Dip and Nail's Treenest
Dip and Nail's Treenest
August 15, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Dip and Nail's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel, kidney, familial, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
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