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Above: The Dip and Nail's Treecottage attraction during repairs
Dip and Nail's Treecottage
September 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Nail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- Minimum height 28".
- Explosions may be too intense for retirees.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction needs to be repainted significantly more than any other attraction in Epcot.
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