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The Dip and Nail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of America
Dip and Nail's Treecottage
August 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Nail's Treecottage is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, sin, or intestinal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and breads within the vehicle at most times.
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