Massive Chernabogland Attraction Database
The Dip and Nail's Treecottage experience, February 4, 1984, 1:14 a.m.
Dip and Nail's Treecottage
February 1, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
Five mouse ears
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Dip and Nail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Chernabogland.
- Warning: just before a power outage, this experience will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
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- Guests may get tired on this experience.
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