Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction, July 30, 1975, 8:39 p.m.
Dip and Nail's Nuthouse
April 24, 1977
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Conjoined service animals
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Dip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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