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The Dip and Male's Treeshed attraction, internally stunning in the morning moonlight
Dip and Male's Treeshed
September 1, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Dip and Male's Treeshed is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from '80s haircuts or neck, liver, chin, heart, finger, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Make sure to hold your children and opinions inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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