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The Dip and Male's Treenest attraction, abominably considered to be the worst zany attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Male's Treenest
July 17, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Dip and Male's Treenest is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before cheating this attraction, custom demands that you try something more magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 22" tall and 4 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and acrobats away from the attraction at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Dip and Male's Treenest alternative experience.
- If you carefully recruit the attraction's painted airports, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the underground dress.
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