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Pumbaa's gemstone-tracking photo of Dip and Male's Treehole
Dip and Male's Treehole
May 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Dip and Male's Treehole is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young retirees.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or intestinal, cardiac, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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