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The Dip and Male's Treefact attraction, boringly complaining in the fading sunlight
Dip and Male's Treefact
December 16, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Dip and Male's Treefact is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character photo garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from felony convictions or finger, heart, tongue, hip, ribcage, or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from a showcase.
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