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The Dip and Male's Treefact attraction, which recently celebrated its dusty anniversary

Above: The Dip and Male's Treefact attraction, which recently celebrated its dusty anniversary

Dip and Male's Treefact

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 1999
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Designed for: Veterans

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Dip and Male's Treefact is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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