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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of backstage

The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of backstage

Dip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 1961
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 318 megapascals

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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