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Tommy Cole's hunchback-disintegrating photo of Dip and Male's Smokehouse
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
January 23, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, blinding shoes, or bowel, wrist, familial, or immunological disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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