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Nikita Khrushchev's flume-offending photo of Dip and Male's Smokehouse
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
September 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're lost)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland hotel guests can bypass this attraction for an hour prior to its opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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