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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its picturesque anniversary
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
April 9, 1985
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Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
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