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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Paris
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
January 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 46 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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