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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly fleeing in the fading moonlight

The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly fleeing in the fading moonlight

Dip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 2002
Duration: 114 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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