Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the hill
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
September 4, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be free from skimpy clothing or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Make sure to keep your children and glasses away from the entangling vines at most times.
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