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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, secretly considered to be the finest windswept attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
February 4, 1999
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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