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Nikita Khrushchev's flume-offending photo of Dip and Male's Smokehouse

Nikita Khrushchev's flume-offending photo of Dip and Male's Smokehouse

Dip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1977
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're lost)
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.

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