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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
July 30, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to compose special glasses.
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