Massive Squantoland Attraction Database
The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of backstage
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
March 31, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to someone you find living, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Make sure to keep your head and consultants inside the attraction at various times.
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