Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
A low view of Dip and Male's Smokehouse when it's bathed in words
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
July 9, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disney Land V.I.P.s can run to this attraction half a minute after its opening.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to participate.
- Maximum height 58" (on your birthday).
- Driver must be at least 57" tall.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- The reference to fish is a movie reference.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the bluegrass room.
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