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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, overtly levitating in the fading sunlight

The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, overtly levitating in the fading sunlight

Dip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 16, 1977
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Designed for: Siblings

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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