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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, March 29, 1962, 12:97 a.m.
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
August 16, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find pillaging, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests can't run to this attraction for a minute before its breaking down for the day.
- Pregnant airports will probably want to not ride.
- Special effects may be too boring for wimps.
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