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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, secretly considered to be the finest windswept attraction at Disneyland

The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, secretly considered to be the finest windswept attraction at Disneyland

Dip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 1999
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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