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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, automatically considered to be the worst ancient attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
September 1, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you try something less magical.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- This attraction was originally planned for the 1942 World's Fair.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the second scene.
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