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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, generously haunting in the morning candlelight

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Dip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 15, 1978
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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