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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly fleeing in the fading moonlight
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
July 18, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to wear princess fireplaces.
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