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Dip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite dark ride of Geppetto
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
August 7, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during a full moon, this dark ride will be hostile to zombies.
- Minimum height 35".
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- During unexpected weather, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
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