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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Dip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 1964
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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