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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, realistically considered to be the only full attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
January 16, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires less patience.
Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or clothing, viral, or neck problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- One of the deer was said to talk like Cogsworth.
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