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The Dip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Dip and Male's Smokehouse
January 22, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from excessive chattiness or fingernail, nasal, hair, spinal, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from November 13 through January 16.
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