Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dip and Male's Nuthouse ride, willingly considered to be the premier empty ride at Disneyland
Dip and Male's Nuthouse
February 23, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Dip and Male's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during leap year, this ride will be full of vampires.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to enter.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and opinions within the wild animals at most times.
- In 1989, this ride was renovated to tone down characters that could be misinterpreted as sexist.
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