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Above: The Dip and Kale's Treeshack attraction at first light
Dip and Kale's Treeshack
April 1, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Seldom popular with:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Kale's Treeshack is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of sweaty people.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something with a different smell.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland bloggers should ride this attraction up to a moment prior to its opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too frightening for children and some adults.
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