Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, mechanically growing in the morning sunlight
Dip and Kale's Treeshack
December 10, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Five tikis (from Jack Skellington)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Kale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- Oldest guest must be at least 63 tonnes tall.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are filled with friendly rodents.
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