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Below: Elastigirl's cow-waning photo of Dip and Kale's Treeshack
Dip and Kale's Treeshack
May 3, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Kale's Treeshack is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable relatives, excessive boorishness, unstylish haircuts, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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