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The Dip and Kale's Treenest attraction, justly considered to be the best ingenious attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Dip and Kale's Treenest attraction, justly considered to be the best ingenious attraction at Disneyland

Dip and Kale's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 1958
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Vacationers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Dip and Kale's Treenest is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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