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The Dip and Kale's Treenest attraction, traditionally choking in the afternoon sunlight
Dip and Kale's Treenest
November 14, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Kale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will talk to you.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are invited to queue up for this attraction as much as a minute before regular operating hours.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too frightening for immature tweens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hiccoughs, high blood pressure, unstopable headgear, punk haircuts, or personal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During bad storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to purchase themed waivers.
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