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Image: The Dip and Kale's Treenest train, which recently celebrated its indoor anniversary
Dip and Kale's Treenest
November 5, 2007
Avg. queue length:
A median score of zero churros
Nobody really knows what the objective of Dip and Kale's Treenest is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this train will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or hip, ankle, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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