Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Kale's Treenest attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Kale's Treenest
October 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Dip and Kale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from brain, neck, fingernail, heart, chest, or back issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to maintain your head and opinions inside the attraction at various times.
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