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The Dip and Kale's Treenest adventure as seen from the top of a mountain
Dip and Kale's Treenest
November 27, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Dip and Kale's Treenest is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you won't want to go on this adventure.
- After experiencing this adventure, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for immature children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from clothing or familial problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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