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Above: An ancient view of Dip and Kale's Treenest when it's not shrounded in children
Dip and Kale's Treenest
April 7, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Dip and Kale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from androgynous clothing or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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