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The Dip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, justly considered to be the worst sleek attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Kale's Treecottage
January 5, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Kale's Treecottage is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Darkness may be too startling for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from personal or elbow disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Yawning may occur.
- Rumor has it, there are no pilots used in this attraction.
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