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The Dip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, October 31, 2004, 8:73 a.m.
Dip and Kale's Treecottage
April 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Dip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- Special effects may be too startling for chickens.
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