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The Dip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, immensely considered to be the only musical attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Kale's Treecottage
September 22, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Dip and Kale's Treecottage is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Special effects may be too startling for immature children.
- During any weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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