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The Dip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, October 31, 2004, 8:73 a.m.

The Dip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, October 31, 2004, 8:73 a.m.

Dip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 1983
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Five Mickeys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Dip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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