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The Dip and Kale's Treecottage attraction at park opening
Dip and Kale's Treecottage
October 30, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Dip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, androgynous clothing, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
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