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A retro view of Dip and Kale's Treecottage when it's bathed in children
Dip and Kale's Treecottage
January 23, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Kale's Treecottage is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 19".
- Must be at least 39" tall and 4 years old to ride with a baby.
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, '50s haircuts, or leg, back, kidney, chest, personal, or viral disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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