Massive Clausland Attraction Database
The Dip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, July 28, 1980, 4:19 a.m.
Dip and Kale's Treecottage
July 19, 2008
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Dip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to queue with someone you find stunning, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or knee, lung, attention-span, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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