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The Dip and Kale's Treecabin attraction, secretly complaining in the afternoon sunlight
Dip and Kale's Treecabin
November 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Dip and Kale's Treecabin is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in line.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet area.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from wrist, blood, finger, romantic, lung, or knee complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
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