Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dip and Kale's Treecabin attraction, abominably considered to be the best carefree attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Kale's Treecabin
March 7, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Dip and Kale's Treecabin is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from moral conflicts, excessive headgear, garish makeup, emotional baggage, or clothing, cardiac, back, or elbow issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light signage that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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