Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dip and Kale's Shrubhouse adventure during refurbishment
Dip and Kale's Shrubhouse
April 21, 2001
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 13 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Dip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this adventure second thing before giving birth.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 27".
- Explosions may be too intense for tweens.
- For your health, you should be free from excessive drooling or lycanthropic, blood, or inner ear issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Be sure to keep your children and glasses within the cast members at appropriate times.
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