Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of Persia
Dip and Kale's Shrubhouse
June 27, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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