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The Dip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Kale's Shrubhouse
August 2, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from November 11 to June 25.
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