Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, immediately considered to be the finest marginal attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Kale's Shrubhouse
June 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Seven mice (from Abraham Lincoln)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Dip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character autograph location.
- Minimum height 30".
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions (not necessarily in that order) inside the attraction at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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