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The Dip and Kale's Haunthouse ride at park opening
Dip and Kale's Haunthouse
July 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
78 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're volcanic)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Dip and Kale's Haunthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this ride just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 49".
- Make sure to keep your arms and shoes away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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