Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Kale's Haunthouse attraction as seen from the top of Melodyland
Dip and Kale's Haunthouse
February 6, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Dip and Kale's Haunthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for young retirees.
- On its first year after opening day, the Dip and Kale's Haunthouse almost was forgotten.
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