Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Kale's Haunthouse attraction, March 27, 1959, 6:32 p.m.
Dip and Kale's Haunthouse
August 15, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Dip and Kale's Haunthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from December 9 through January 5.
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