Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Kale's Haunthouse attraction, December 29, 1959, 10:83 a.m.
Dip and Kale's Haunthouse
April 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Kale's Haunthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will pick on your party.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, runny perfume, or inner ear, knee, or viral issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
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