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Image: Dip and Kale's Haunthouse, a favorite attraction of Willie the Giant
Dip and Kale's Haunthouse
May 22, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Kale's Haunthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Streamlined Mornings," Disneyland sponsors may be able to visualize this attraction up to an hour preceeding everyone else.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Darth Maul.
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