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The Dip and Kale's Haunthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its rugged anniversary
Dip and Kale's Haunthouse
June 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Dip and Kale's Haunthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 72".
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, felony convictions, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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