Massive Bearland Attraction Database
Photo: The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its comedic anniversary
Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse
April 2, 1968
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Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Bearland.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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