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The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its comedic anniversary

Photo: The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its comedic anniversary

Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 1968
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Bearland.

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