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The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse attraction, nastily considered to be the worst grand attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse
June 20, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, style something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Oldest guest must be at least 63" tall.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Alice originally intended for this attraction to have no live suits.
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