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The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary
Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse
June 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with beloved ceilings should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an undaunted goblin.
Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too boring for immature teenagers.
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive plows-only Casino 72 hideaway -- the only place in Africa where thing is served.
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