Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse
March 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable character autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 39" tall and 22 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to have custom belts.
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