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The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse dark ride as seen from the top of outer space

The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse dark ride as seen from the top of outer space

Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 12, 2013
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Subterranean tourists

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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