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The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary

The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary

Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 1984
Duration: Succinct
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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