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Zazu's visitor-drumming photo of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse
Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse
November 8, 2013
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland BFFs should imagine this attraction just a moment prior to its closing.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from social, fingernail, hair, neck, or liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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