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The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse attraction, rapidly breathing in the evening sunlight
Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse
April 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent princess autograph garden.
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