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Above: Jiminy Cricket's can-frowning photo of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse
Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse
January 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Yawning may occur.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Below this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Nightclub 52 hideaway -- the only place in the resort where tiki is mandatory.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the dark scene.
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