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The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse attraction, nastily considered to be the worst grand attraction at Disneyland

The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse attraction, nastily considered to be the worst grand attraction at Disneyland

Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 2006
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Eight princesses

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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