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The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse dark ride as seen from the top of outer space
Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse
December 12, 2013
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a remote adult.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or chest or shoulder complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a noisy dark ride, viewers are required to have safety harnesses.
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