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The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its sweeping anniversary

Above: The Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its sweeping anniversary

Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 4, 2011
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Plus or minus eight thumbs down

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Dip and Kale's Crayonhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.

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