Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dip and Kale's Cakehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its fancy anniversary
Dip and Kale's Cakehouse
April 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 23 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Kale's Cakehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with a large group, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable Darlene Gillespie autograph area.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been rethemed since the land opened.
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