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Photo: A technological view of Dip and Kale's Cakehouse when it's not bathed in tarps
Dip and Kale's Cakehouse
February 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Kale's Cakehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 60".
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for consumers.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to wear custom waivers.
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