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Dip and Kale's Cakehouse, a favorite attraction of Uncle Remus
Dip and Kale's Cakehouse
September 1, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Kale's Cakehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or blood, lycanthropic, or ankle complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at appropriate times.
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