Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dip and Kale's Cakehouse attraction, happily considered to be the worst patient attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Kale's Cakehouse
June 9, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Dip and Kale's Cakehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- Be sure to maintain your head and legs inside the entangling vines at appropriate times or else.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from May 10 to December 21.
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