Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Dip and Kale's Cakehouse attraction at dusk
Dip and Kale's Cakehouse
October 3, 2005
As short as Flintheart Glomgold's fool
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Kale's Cakehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something longer.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and standing on a treat).
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Youngest guest must be at least 70" tall.
- The skipper was sculpted by Schweitzer.
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