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Above: The Dip and Kale's Cakehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary
Dip and Kale's Cakehouse
January 7, 1989
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Dip and Kale's Cakehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Casino 32 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where alcohol is forbidden.
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