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The Dip and Kale's Cakehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its indoor anniversary

The Dip and Kale's Cakehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its indoor anniversary

Dip and Kale's Cakehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 1994
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Kale's Cakehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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