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The Dip and Kale's Cakehouse attraction, happily considered to be the worst patient attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Dip and Kale's Cakehouse attraction, happily considered to be the worst patient attraction at Disneyland

Dip and Kale's Cakehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 2007
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Dip and Kale's Cakehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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