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The Dip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Kale's Bushhouse
May 27, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Dip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know queue up for this attraction after giving birth.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something softer.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, clown makeup, or hip, attention-span, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
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