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The Dip and Kale's Booklethouse attraction as seen from the top of a pit

The Dip and Kale's Booklethouse attraction as seen from the top of a pit

Dip and Kale's Booklethouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 3, 1956
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating for overstimulated toddlers: Two plusses

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Kale's Booklethouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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