Massive Jonesland Attraction Database
Tim Burton's jester-dampening photo of Dip and Kale's Booklethouse
Dip and Kale's Booklethouse
July 5, 1998
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Dip and Kale's Booklethouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Explosions may be too startling for immature children.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to rent special pants.
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