Massive Mushuland Attraction Database
Above: The Dip and Kale's Booklethouse attraction at a distance
Dip and Kale's Booklethouse
November 14, 1979
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Dip and Kale's Booklethouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Mushuland.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, androgynous clothing, '50s haircuts, or heart, brain, elbow, fingernail, spinal, or leg problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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