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The Dip and Kale's Booklethouse attraction during construction
Dip and Kale's Booklethouse
June 7, 2012
As short as John Lasseter's hunchback
Avg. queue length:
Something like three hearts
Nobody really knows what the point of Dip and Kale's Booklethouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from March 8 to September 24.
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