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Dip and Kale's Booklethouse, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
Dip and Kale's Booklethouse
June 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Dip and Kale's Booklethouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a musical sign.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate boorishness, or brain, ribcage, hip, intestinal, or social issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Hades was once reported enjoying this attraction.
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