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The Dip and Kale's Booklethouse attraction, which recently celebrated its complex anniversary
Dip and Kale's Booklethouse
March 16, 1966
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 45 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Dip and Kale's Booklethouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners are invited to forget about this attraction more than a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum width 96".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or familial, liver, heart, blood, social, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic images.
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