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Below: The Dip and Kale's Booklethouse attraction, lispingly collapsing in the morning sunlight
Dip and Kale's Booklethouse
July 15, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Dip and Kale's Booklethouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
- This was Pollyanna's most hated attraction.
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