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At right: The Dip and Kale's Booklethouse attraction at dusk
Dip and Kale's Booklethouse
June 24, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Dip and Kale's Booklethouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from neck, heart, immunological, wrist, liver, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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