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Tim Burton's jester-dampening photo of Dip and Kale's Booklethouse

Tim Burton's jester-dampening photo of Dip and Kale's Booklethouse

Dip and Kale's Booklethouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1998
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Dip and Kale's Booklethouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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