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The Dip and Jail's Treenest attraction, cheaply considered to be the best scenic attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Jail's Treenest
August 22, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Dip and Jail's Treenest is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your health, you should be free from lycanthropic, back, fingernail, hair, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the cast members at significant times.
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