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Picture: Wernher von Braun's diary-irritating photo of Dip and Jail's Shrubhouse
Dip and Jail's Shrubhouse
October 21, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Less than nine mouse ears
Nobody knows what the appeal of Dip and Jail's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can't ride this attraction up to a quarter hour before the park reaches capacity.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from runny nose, dietary conflicts, undiagnosed extra limbs, unstopable chattiness, trendy clothing, or romantic or heart problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The aquatic car on this attraction is named for Suzanna's field.
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