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Above: The Dip and Jail's Planthouse attraction at park closing
Dip and Jail's Planthouse
September 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Dip and Jail's Planthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- No babies or flash photography encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and brothers (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at most times.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not malfunctioned since the area began construction.
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