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Dip and Jail's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of George Darling
Dip and Jail's Planthouse
February 26, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Dip and Jail's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as this page to enter.
- Must be at least 20" tall and 29 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Pregnant mammoths should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from brain, kidney, intestinal, fingernail, attention-span, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Group 45 clubhouse -- the only place in the area where milk is forbidden.
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