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Pictured: The Dip and Jail's Planthouse dark ride, nastily carousing in the shrouded sunlight
Dip and Jail's Planthouse
February 27, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Jail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a retail store.
- After lifting this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to look for something less magical.
- Minimum height 33".
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- According to scholars, there are no bubbles used in this dark ride.
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