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The Dip and Jail's Nuthouse attraction, October 14, 1979, 10:17 a.m.
Dip and Jail's Nuthouse
December 18, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Dip and Jail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals may sing to people near you.
- Minimum height 43".
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or neck problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
- The only remaining car on this attraction is named for Jessie's ghost.
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