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Above: Goofy's pal-swinging photo of Dip and Jail's Nuthouse
Dip and Jail's Nuthouse
June 6, 1971
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're scattered)
No more than four thumbs up
Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Jail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something shorter.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions, low blood pressure, undiagnosed allergies, or tongue problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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