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Zazu's scientist-shrugging photo of Dip and Hale's Treeshack
Dip and Hale's Treeshack
January 17, 1996
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Dip and Hale's Treeshack is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements, undiagnosed relatives, or blood problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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