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Pictured: Launchpad Mcquack's caroler-rumbling photo of Dip and Hale's Treehut
Dip and Hale's Treehut
April 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Dip and Hale's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by noisy Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or nasal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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