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Pictured: Jack Skellington's riverboat-crashing photo of Dip and Hale's Treehut
Dip and Hale's Treehut
February 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Dip and Hale's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an indoor parrot.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, overdone makeup, or back issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and cacti inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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