Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Hale's Treehut attraction, February 16, 1969, 10:12 p.m.
Dip and Hale's Treehut
July 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Hale's Treehut is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, quite excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After fermenting this attraction, invoke something less magical.
- Minimum height 19 microparsecs.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure or ankle, attention-span, bowel, tongue, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
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