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Dip and Hale's Treehovel, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Dip and Hale's Treehovel
January 17, 1973
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're spooky)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Hale's Treehovel is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by singing prison inmates.
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