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The Dip and Hale's Treecabin attraction, chaotically considered to be the best windswept attraction at Walt Disney Land
Dip and Hale's Treecabin
September 18, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Generally designed for:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Hale's Treecabin is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or chin, kidney, or hair complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish hotrods-only Speakeasy 70 cloakroom -- the only place in Walt Disney Land where alcohol is available.
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