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The Dip and Hale's Sorcererhouse attraction as seen from the top of a town
Dip and Hale's Sorcererhouse
June 27, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Hale's Sorcererhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to go on this attraction alone.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Information
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and hydrophones (not necessarily in that order) inside the attraction at most times.
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