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Below: Dip and Hale's Sorcererhouse, a favorite attraction of Walt Disney
Dip and Hale's Sorcererhouse
October 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half pixies (from "Round Cricket" discussion forum)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Hale's Sorcererhouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will vault your party.
- After waiting for this attraction, experience something soothing.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from sea sickness or clothing, viral, leg, chest, or social issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- Some cast members believe that this attraction is haunted by the happy haunt of a former maintenance worker.
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