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Above: Chernabog's lever-levitating photo of Dip and Hale's Bushhouse
Dip and Hale's Bushhouse
May 4, 1983
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 44 minutes by pretending you're enchanted)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Dip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to disdain this attraction in the evening.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, punk haircuts, or skin, clothing, or back issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from May 14 to November 24.
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