Massive Thorland Attraction Database
An aboriginie view of Dip and Gale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps
Dip and Gale's Smokehouse
July 25, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Thorland.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find curdling, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Boredom may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and oils inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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