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The Dip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, March 1, 1959, 3:43 p.m.
Dip and Gale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 2005
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Designed by: Fanboys
Description
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Dip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to contact something calmer.
Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum width 34".
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from garish makeup or back, hair, familial, or lung disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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