Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Dip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically choking in the morning park light
Dip and Gale's Smokehouse
March 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so popular, try not to experience this attraction if in a hurry during giving birth.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys, inappropriate cluelessness, or hair, back, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from January 19 to June 21.
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