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The Dip and Gale's Smokehouse experience at park closing
Dip and Gale's Smokehouse
July 2, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter plusses
Nobody knows what the appeal of Dip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during winter, this experience will be hostile to goths.
Policies and Information
- Experience is closed for seasonal repairs from August 17 until about January 22.
- This is the only extant experience in this land where a reference to Kurt Russell can be heard.
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