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The Dip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, November 10, 1980, 11:34 a.m.
Dip and Gale's Smokehouse
February 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
A median score of six guests
Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- Some crazy folks imagine that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former orange tree.
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