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The Dip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary

The Dip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary

Dip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1982
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Designed by: Tourists

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Dip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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