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Pictured: The Dip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its watchful anniversary
Dip and Gale's Smokehouse
April 17, 1984
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring before trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts, overdone perfume, or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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