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The Dip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Dip and Gale's Smokehouse
October 17, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Dip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders might talk to you.
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions within the entangling vines at most times.
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