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Above: An albino view of Dip and Gale's Shrubhouse when it's hidden in tarps
Dip and Gale's Shrubhouse
September 15, 1987
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Dip and Gale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or romantic, social, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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