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The Dip and Fail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the woods

The Dip and Fail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the woods

Dip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 6, 1994
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Eight plusses

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Dip and Fail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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