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Simba's ball-reading photo of Dip and Fail's Treecottage

Simba's ball-reading photo of Dip and Fail's Treecottage

Dip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: March 31, 1998
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Tourists

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Fail's Treecottage is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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