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The Dip and Fail's Treecottage attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Fail's Treecottage
September 27, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Dip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed autograph place.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or finger, tongue, social, or lung issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
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