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The Dip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, chaotically embellishing in the shrouded sunlight
Dip and Fail's Treecottage
March 23, 1981
Avg. queue length:
X happy faces (from "The Ride" Facebook page)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Dip and Fail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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