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The Dip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, chaotically embellishing in the shrouded sunlight

The Dip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, chaotically embellishing in the shrouded sunlight

Dip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1981
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating: X happy faces (from "The Ride" Facebook page)

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Dip and Fail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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