Massive Janeland Attraction Database
The Dip and Fail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the woods
Dip and Fail's Treecottage
February 6, 1994
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Dip and Fail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
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