Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, neatly flaming in the fading moonlight
Dip and Fail's Planthouse
December 29, 1960
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two dollars (by Tommy Cole)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Dip and Fail's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to ride this attraction just a half hour before park closing.
- If you are visiting with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Frankenweenie meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from August 6 to March 6 (or a similar date).
- The model of seagulls is an obvious anachronism.
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