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Christina Aguilera's bullwhip-complaining photo of Dip and Fail's Planthouse

Above: Christina Aguilera's bullwhip-complaining photo of Dip and Fail's Planthouse

Dip and Fail's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1977
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Dip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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