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The Dip and Fail's Chutehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

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Dip and Fail's Chutehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 1970
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 314 steps

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Fail's Chutehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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