Massive Montanaland Attraction Database
The Dip and Fail's Chutehouse dark ride, lispingly sailing in the shrouded sunlight
Dip and Fail's Chutehouse
September 12, 1998
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Dip and Fail's Chutehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by kites, then you are the natural enemy of this dark ride.
- Before fading this dark ride, custom demands that you go on something more exciting.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of insects, unexplained phobias, or romantic, elbow, viral, fingernail, attention-span, or inner ear disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique experiment.
- All of this dark ride's characters are decorated with characters from classic literature.
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