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The Dip and Fail's Chutehouse attraction during repairs
Dip and Fail's Chutehouse
July 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Three mice (by "The Goblin" gossip column)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Fail's Chutehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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