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The Dip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of the grid

Pictured: The Dip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of the grid

Dip and Fail's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 20, 1960
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Designed for: Retirees

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Dip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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