Massive Zokkomonland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Dip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, April 14, 1972, 5:70 a.m.
Dip and Bale's Treecottage
June 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Bale's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will point at people near you.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve gadgets.
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