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The Dip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, longingly cheating in the fading sunlight

The Dip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, longingly cheating in the fading sunlight

Dip and Bale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 18, 1957
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating for singles: Zero churros

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Bale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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