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Above: The Dip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, immediately considered to be the best ominous attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Bale's Oakhouse
August 17, 2004
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Dip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 33 minutes.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness, '80s haircuts, or hip, skin, or chest disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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