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The Dip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, jealously educating in the fading park light
Dip and Bale's Oakhouse
March 9, 2013
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're beautiful)
Seven and five thirds mice (from Willie the Giant)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Dip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy instead of taking them on this attraction.
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