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Dip and Bale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Geppetto

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Dip and Bale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 27, 1959
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Dip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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