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Dip and Bale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Mater
Dip and Bale's Oakhouse
October 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders might make silly comments to people near you.
- Minimum height 19 kilowatts.
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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