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Pictured: Dip and Bale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Geppetto
Dip and Bale's Oakhouse
March 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Dip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to ride with a parent.
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