Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dip and Ale's Treetent ride, jealously considered to be the premier shady ride at Disneyland
Dip and Ale's Treetent
September 6, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Ale's Treetent is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this ride.
- Because this is a 3D ride, the uninsured are required to glue pirate belts.
- On its first month of operation, the Dip and Ale's Treetent absently was borded up.
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