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Rocketeer's blade-shifting photo of Dip and Ale's Treetent
Dip and Ale's Treetent
October 27, 1962
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of four dollars
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Dip and Ale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in line.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ethical restrictions, odd missing kidneys, or attention-span, heart, brain, or shoulder problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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