Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: The Dip and Ale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary
Dip and Ale's Treetent
May 19, 2005
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Ale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44 calories.
- Maximum IQ 52.
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