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Dip and Ale's Treetent, a favorite attraction of John Carter
Dip and Ale's Treetent
October 25, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Dip and Ale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of going on this attraction, find something longer.
- The picture of watchers is a sly pun.
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