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The Dip and Ale's Treenest attraction, February 8, 1983, 9:02 a.m.
Dip and Ale's Treenest
September 10, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Dip and Ale's Treenest is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After kissing this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more magical.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $303 million to rebuild.
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