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The Dip and Ale's Treenest attraction, July 5, 1964, 7:28 a.m.
Dip and Ale's Treenest
September 19, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Dip and Ale's Treenest is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Managers have a private journal in which is written the backstory of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first room.
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