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Below: Doc Hudson's field-gleaming photo of Dip and Ale's Smokehouse
Dip and Ale's Smokehouse
February 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with clever children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hip disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from January 1 until perhaps February 1.
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