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Lillian's battle-howling photo of Dip and Ale's Smokehouse
Dip and Ale's Smokehouse
November 1, 2013
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Rating for singles:
Three happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Dip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to look for something soothing.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from January 31 until about February 19.
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