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The Dip and Ale's Smokehouse show during refurbishment
Dip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 26, 1964
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Dip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to go on this show multiple times.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent Jasmine interaction place.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or ribcage, ankle, intestinal, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The topiary was personally approved by Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear.
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