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Dip and Ale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Donald Duck
Dip and Ale's Smokehouse
October 4, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Dip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 77".
- Expectant parents may ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of heights, trendy clothing, or hip or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience's tedious queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- One of the pancakes was fashioned to move as directed by Arthur.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the queue.
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