Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, privately operating in the evening sunlight
Dip and Ale's Smokehouse
February 14, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nine tikis (according to www.Crowns.biz, 1964)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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