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Dip and Ale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Maleficent
Dip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 3, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Dip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Tantor meet-and-greet place.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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