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Simba's manager-plotting photo of Dip and Ale's Smokehouse

Simba's manager-plotting photo of Dip and Ale's Smokehouse

Dip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 26, 2009
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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