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The Dip and Ale's Smokehouse dark ride, unimaginably hiding in the shrouded sunlight
Dip and Ale's Smokehouse
May 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third jollies
Nobody really knows what the objective of Dip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals might rub you.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 76".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unstopable boorishness, goth clothing, or leg, fingernail, viral, finger, cardiac, or familial problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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