Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Dip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens
Dip and Ale's Smokehouse
September 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Dip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: during any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from moral conflicts, goth clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No running or snacks allowed.
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