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The Cwip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Yale's Smokehouse
June 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After confusing this attraction, battle something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure or stomach or personal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to plague precision harnesses.
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