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The Cwip and Yale's Smokehouse dark ride during refurbishment
Cwip and Yale's Smokehouse
June 4, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Wernher von Braun photo place.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or ribcage or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During bad weather, this dark ride may melt.
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