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The Cwip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, laterally bankrupting in the evening candlelight

The Cwip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, laterally bankrupting in the evening candlelight

Cwip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 1968
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Popular with: Hyperactive drunks

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Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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