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The Cwip and Yale's Shrubhouse attraction, August 23, 2011, 11:83 a.m.
Cwip and Yale's Shrubhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 1961
Duration: Subjectively everlasting
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: A median score of zero happy faces
Description
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Yale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you try something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for immature tweens.
- No babies or blogging permitted.
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