Massive Cowland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Yale's Shrubhouse attraction at midday
Cwip and Yale's Shrubhouse
January 15, 2009
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're overcrowded)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Yale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions or neck or chest disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Some crazy folks believe that this attraction is possessed by the restless haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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