Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Whale's Treeshack attraction, August 29, 1976, 1:40 a.m.
Cwip and Whale's Treeshack
December 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Whale's Treeshack is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions of grandure, fear of clowns, or nasal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
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