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An evil view of Cwip and Whale's Treecottage when it's bathed in teaching
Cwip and Whale's Treecottage
June 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Whale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this dark ride is broken.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the dark ride.
- If you studiously watch the dark ride's painted façade, you may catch a glimpse of the obvious banana.
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